Tagged by Tom Turbo
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1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some question yourself!!
I choose..
1. Ogeid Fartson (my dark side)
Sitting on the throne during this interview.
A. How old are you??
1. 53
B. Height??
1. ... 53 1m58
C. You got any bad habits??
1. I dont exercise, I drink too much, I smoke, I live on a diet of canned beans and peanut butter, I shower every other blue moon, and I have dandruff in my armpit hairs.
D. You a virgin??
1.
Yes
E. Who's your mate/spouse??
1. My left hand
F. Have any kids??
1. See D and E and draw ur own conclusions.
G. Favorite food??
1. Anything with fat and sugar.
H. Favorite Ice cream flavor??
1. Lime with raisins.
I. Killed anyone??
1. My parents committed suicide coz of meh. Does that count?
J. Hate anyone??
1. I hate everyone, and you too!
K. Any secrets??
1. I like to pose as a teen in chatrooms and Im an honorary perv.
L. Love anyone??
1. I dont even love myself, though I have a crush on Paris Hilton.
M. What is your job??
1. Living off other people.
N. Are you a boy or a girl??
1. Boy I think, though I havent seen my privates in some time coz of my beer belly, so Im not sure anymore.
O. Any plans for the future??
1. I dont even have a present
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Proud member of
Toph and Sokka Club
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L.A.M.E. (Losers Anonymous Morbidly Emo) - founder, president, honorary and only member. Meetings every other blue moon, tap water and crackers will be served, bring your own angst.